Sunday, February 13, 2011

what's happening in the world when Twitter is over capacity? (#failwhale)

a few observations

twitter is down. just checked.

it's 1:00am on valentine's day. so happy valentines. i got be mine.

okay. now that that's over, I got real substance.

first up, news. what's up with the news?

huff po on the aol? they're gonna haveta rename aol. I mean, news is gonna be their bidness. So name change, I vote for Hapoluff, or in its native German, Hasselhoff. Somebody call David! 

huff po does, remember, have the google reader guys from Brizzly (also an aol product). Can you imagine Hasselhoff as Brizzly's mascot? I'm picturing it. you know in my mind's eye. How righteous would that be? That right there, Hasselhoff's golden moment. Internet Celeb news bear, meet real celeb beach boobs foil.

shit. I had an earth shattering revelation to revel, and I just forgot. It was good too. Better than the Hasselhoff demographic.

those google reader guys are smart. turducen, i just love the brizzly trend definer api! by which i mean i love the concept. i know nothing of its effectiveness because i don't use it, but that doesn't mean i don't wanna get my hands on it to mind meld with my current love child. but this entire thought exercise could in the end, well end up an utter waste of time. a house of cards playing with matches. or a house of cotton balls soaked in gasoline playing with matches, perched on the rim of a glass of water, being held by a man getting into a barrel on the Niagara River. That was a Buffalo joke.

twitter is back up. OMG the grammies brought it down?! holy shit. time to get artsy on the interwebs and everybody else scream, save art! look at all that cool stuff to buy on the internet!!! Buy stuff!!! Woot. while you listen to music and be cool.

be cool

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